{"id":21348,"date":"2021-05-05T11:03:46","date_gmt":"2021-05-05T14:03:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dannybia.com\/dannys\/?p=21348"},"modified":"2023-02-18T11:31:11","modified_gmt":"2023-02-18T14:31:11","slug":"os-dois-piolhos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dannybia.com\/dannys\/os-dois-piolhos\/","title":{"rendered":"Os Dois Piolhos"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>Os Dois Piolhos<\/h1>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-21351\" src=\"https:\/\/dannybia.com\/dannys\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/os-dois-piolhos-dannybia.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"182\" \/><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">&#8211; Dois piolhos estavam no baile funk&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>De repente&#8230; um sai correndo e\u00a0o outro diz:<\/p>\n<p>* O que esta acontecendo???<\/p>\n<p>E o que saiu correndo responde:<\/p>\n<p>-Voc\u00ea n\u00e3o est\u00e1 ouvindo?<\/p>\n<p>* N\u00e3o, o que?!?<\/p>\n<p>E ele responde:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u00c9 o pente&#8230; \u00e9 o pente&#8230; \u00e9 o pente&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><div class='grid-row clearfix'><div class='grid-col grid-col-12'><section class='cws-widget'><section class='cws_widget_content'> \t<div class=\"testimonial \">\n\t\t<div class='clearfix'>\n\t\t\t<img src='https:\/\/dannybia.com\/dannys\/wp-content\/uploads\/bfi_thumb\/Jesus-130-93-3cmh6ny6pugic3cykq7hts.jpg' alt \/>\t\t\t\t<p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Porque, se h\u00e1 prontid\u00e3o de vontade, \u00e9 aceit\u00e1vel segundo o que algu\u00e9m tem, e n\u00e3o segundo o que n\u00e3o tem.<\/p>\n<\/p>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"author\">II Cor\u00edntios 8:12<\/div>\t<\/div>\n\t <\/section><\/section><\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Os Dois Piolhos &#8211; Dois piolhos estavam no baile funk&#8230; De repente&#8230; um sai correndo e\u00a0o outro diz: * O que esta acontecendo??? E o que saiu correndo responde: -Voc\u00ea n\u00e3o est\u00e1 ouvindo? * N\u00e3o, o que?!? E ele responde: &#8211; \u00c9 o pente&#8230; \u00e9 o pente&#8230; \u00e9 o pente&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1757,3],"tags":[1947,1946,1762,1945],"class_list":["post-21348","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-inuteis","category-news","tag-baile-funk","tag-e-o-pente-e-o-pente","tag-inuteis","tag-os-dois-piolhos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dannybia.com\/dannys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21348","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dannybia.com\/dannys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dannybia.com\/dannys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dannybia.com\/dannys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dannybia.com\/dannys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21348"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dannybia.com\/dannys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21348\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dannybia.com\/dannys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21348"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dannybia.com\/dannys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21348"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dannybia.com\/dannys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21348"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}